Mark your calendars everyone because on October 6, 2009 This Ain't Saved By the Bell XXX will be hitting the Internets or DVD or maybe VHS. I don't know how porn is released anymore. Back in my day you just went to the back room of the Video Stop. Anyway this adult re-imagining of Saved By The Bell stars stars Missy Stone, Ashlyn Rae, Misty Stone, Ally Ann, Nicole Ray, April O’Neal, Eric John, Ralph Long, Mikey Butders and Scott Stone as Mr. Hijinx himself, Zack Morris. You know this is legit with a guy named Ralph Long in it.
However we need to talk to hair and make-up because Slater's wig is looking haggard.