Last week Monday gave me a wedgie and took my lunch money. But not this week. This week I'm going to stab Monday in the leg with a butter knife and make it eat dirt. Why? I have the Dream Police on my side. Though I will say if the Dream Police Cheap Trick mentions in the song is the same Dream Police they dress up as...well, I think I could take them. Maybe not all four by myself, but me and a few scrawny friends could stand a chance. That's probably because the Dream Police uniforms look a lot like this.