Britney Spears reads the Letterman Top 10. I have no idea if this is good or not because I didn't watch it. You see, even though I never dated Britney (officially), I feel like I have because I've had to endure all of her drama over the last several years. So now I feel like she's just trying to throw it in my face that's she's "having just the best life without me now with her dumb Circus tour." That's why I totally sympathize with my friend Darren below.