If you've always dreamed of having a cartoon Yesh and Pearl watch you as you surf for pornography and waste away playing online Hearts, well congratulations, your incredibly low-bar dreams have come true! Here's your first HHJH "The Pearl and I" desktop wallpaper. It's not fancy, but it'll give you enough room for all your AOL and Slingo icons.
Check the 1280x960 version HERE. 1600x1200 HERE. 1440x900 HERE. By popular demand: 1920x1080 HERE.