Norris gives out AIDS and Ass Kickings and he's all out of AIDS ( I just made that up)
This is what I like to call making the best out of a bad situation. If more people took this approach to unfortunate events, I'm pretty sure the world would be a better place. However that is unless Chuck Norris did actually kick the shit out of your truck and if that's the case, there is no humor in that situation. Maybe a JUDY CHOP!