Tuesday Haikus

It's hard to believe
Our intern is twenty-two
Will he now get pubes?

Looking back at life
I see so many regrets
And so few egrets

What would Jesus do?
If you need a bracelet to
Remind you...you're screwed.

I can't believe there's
No business like show business.
What about plumbing?

If summer is here
And the time is indeed right?
Deadly street dancing!


Anonymous said...

I can't believe pubes was the only word you can find that rhymed with two.... **hanging head in shame**

Ryan The Intern said...

I approve. Danke.