You may have heard a thing or two about Megan Fox on this site ... if I'm thinking correctly she's been on the page once or twice. Anyway to catch you up, she is 22 years old and I'm pretty sure the only movie I've seen her in is Transformers but that's not important. What's important is that she stated in her Esquire interview “I feel I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.” This seriously improves my odds.Let's do the math:
Take the few million men ages 30-39
MINUS
Married Men
Gay Men
Men with erectile dysfunction
Men with Herpes
Men who don't have a website called Hot Hot Japan Hot
Let's see who's left ... anyone? Oh yeah, this guy!
4 comments:
Technically I meet these requirements for another 5 months.
(Thanks for excluding Engaged and Syphilis).
Well excluding Syphilis is a given!
uh oh....I think I may be in trouble here....
Stupid Meagan Fox
I'm pretty sure, I may fall into this also.
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