5.21.2009

Allow me to introduce...

My favorite new website... TXT from Last Night

Here's a sample of the goodies you'll find there...

(609): ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.

(416): I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...


(402): So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
(1-402): Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
(402): Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.

(773): So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first

(214): I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
(1-214): Mike i'm at church right now...

You're welcome!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

this post is soooooo Cootsdaddy...

Downtown SteveBrown said...

Thanks. I love it.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to get home to check it out.

I am thinking it might be NSFW.