4.30.2009

Well .. color me surprised

Kentucky is #1 at being depressed. A study by National Geographic has determined that our mood in the Bluegrass state is the drizzling shits. I can't agree more .. take one look at all the Facebook status of my Kentucky people and you will notice it is either sickness, boredom or hating work life. On the other end Hawaii is the happiest .. well maybe its because they F*CKING LIVE IN PARADISE! I don't know .. just a hunch. Good work on the research National Geographic, now you can get back to taking photos of jungle boobs for 6th grade boys' jerk material.

"Kentucky had the highest level of frequent mental distress, with 14.4 percent of residents reporting prolonged mental health problems, according to the report, to be published in the June 2009 issue of the American Journal of Preventive Medicine. " via National Geographic

4 comments:

Downtown SteveBrown said...

But I'm in a good most of the time...does that mean I'm delusional? I think so.

Topher said...

We're number one, we're number one... It was about time we win something again

bonsairick said...

Uh...how come Tornado Alley is all light colored? Tornadoes make you happy?

Hell, looks like west Texas is damn near ecstatic, but as soon as you cross the Texas border into New Mexico - your day absolutely goes to shit.

jermbro said...

I'm pretty sure this was a phone survey. Do you know anybody from KY that is happy to get a telemarketing call? They should ask those of us smart enough to screen our calls, we're pretty happy.