I'm stocking up on penicillin as we speak

Paris Hilton is going to be in town Derby Eve and hosting a party at the new Sports and Social Club at 4th Street Live. I'm going to the party and will try and get a money shot of Paris saying ... "That's hot hot japan hot." Then I would immediately shut down the site as we would have nothing else to live for.


Kentucky Prophet said...

So the lady handling the VIP seating says a table for six is $1500 plus a three bottle minimum. You wanna go in on this, folks?

Ryan The Intern said...

That's a little bit outside of my "Weekends of Busch Lights" budget.