You know the guy in the pink shirt who has the bluetooth head set that talks about spreadsheets and contracts for the entire airport to hear. Only this time he has to pace around so four different gates get full access.
UPDATE: Alright a few people around me have nominated me to go punch him in the ear. I'm going in.
UPDATE 2: The punch to the ear went ... well. Now he is texting out loud. I'm going to have to finish the job.