A. I'm going to see Gran Torino and then I'm going to finally tell those damn kids to get off my lawn. However now I'll be bringin' it Eastwood style.B. Dudes .. if your lady drags you to see Bride Wars this weekend I would say my heart goes out to you but it doesn't. I don't waste my heart on the weak and neither does Sensei John Kreese. Hey fellas if you are being forced to see this horrible shit train of FAIL .. might I remind of you the rules:
1) Pain does not exist in this dojo
2) Fear does not exist in this dojo
3) Defeat does not exist in this dojo
4) Strike first, strike hard, no mercy sir!
5) We do not train to be merciful here, mercy is for the weak. A man confronts you in the street he is your enemy. An enemy (Bride Wars) deserves no mercy.
With that said .... I can't wait to see WHO actually gets to have their wedding and who has to get married at the crummy courthouse. TEAM KATE!!!!
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