I think our generation needs to divide our ages by 2 and then add 7 to get an accurate reading of our true age.
(I could probably add some sort of logarithmic scaling factor in there to make this even more accurate -- I'll send you guys a memo if I have any breakthroughs)
Applying this scaling factor fixes the global average life expectancy at 116.25 years (based on the global average from 2008), and the US average at 136.3 years for men, and 147.94 years for women. I can break this down further by socioeconomic demographic...I'll get started on that excel workbook ASAP, and have a Powerpoint presentation ready for our conference call tommorrow afternoon.)
That said, fast food, caramel coloring and tanning beds might accelerate our voyage down river Styx right fucking quick.
PRO TIP: That formula above also the formula I use to determine if a woman is too young for me...um, maybe.
I'm 31 and still get emails like this .. LOVING LIFE.
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I think our generation needs to divide our ages by 2 and then add 7 to get an accurate reading of our true age.
(I could probably add some sort of logarithmic scaling factor in there to make this even more accurate -- I'll send you guys a memo if I have any breakthroughs)
Applying this scaling factor fixes the global average life expectancy at 116.25 years (based on the global average from 2008), and the US average at 136.3 years for men, and 147.94 years for women. I can break this down further by socioeconomic demographic...I'll get started on that excel workbook ASAP, and have a Powerpoint presentation ready for our conference call tommorrow afternoon.)
That said, fast food, caramel coloring and tanning beds might accelerate our voyage down river Styx right fucking quick.
PRO TIP: That formula above also the formula I use to determine if a woman is too young for me...um, maybe.
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