Umm...yep

Best wedding ever

Last night I tended bar at a wedding reception. After everyone got their drinks, they seated everyone and left the bridal party outside. They then lined them up two by two and brought them in like this:


So anyway, looks like Bekpo has some work to do.

Gunther Toody wins

Gunther Toody's Happy Time Fun Show outgrossed Disaster Movie in its first weekend of release. Gunther was watched in one bar vs. Disaster Movie's 3,000 theaters.

RIP Killer Kowalski

He passed at age 81, which is 183 in wrestler years.

Hott Tamale of the Day!!! - Nikki Belucci

DJ Nikki Belucci is a modern Renaissance Woman. She started out as a gymnast, trained in the catering industry, was a shop assistant in a lingerie shop and then moved to the Adult film industry. After 6 months of that, she took up her true calling; back to being a DJ. She currently performs over 160 dates a year and just signed up with Unlimited Sounds.

I'm sorry, my ears stop working when I look at her.

Clearly Dope

Artist by the name of filthyluker is a urban intervention artist. My hometown of Morgantown should get this guy to hang some boobs outside of the abandon factories so it might attract some industry.

Call PETA

On a related note .. I'm going to a cat show today at Freedom Hall. I lost a bet.

The future is here folks

Man in jet pack races a car. Dale Earnhart Jr. should look into this.

Tonight we have a movie premiere!

Come out to the Rudyard Kipling tonight to catch the premiere of Gunther Toody's Happy Time Fun Show. Not only will you see the world premiere of the movie, a live stage show will also go down. Also everyone get your handy cams ready because you will also see the world premiere of the Shawn and Josh Show trailer.

I think you need to see this

The comparisons between Kermit the Frog and Christan Bale is scary .. also scary ... the time it took someone to put this comparison together. Check it HERE!

Sarah Palin is a looker

Too bad she has as much political experience as me ... I was Student Body Vice-President if you're keeping score at home. By the way in no way does myself or 9one agree with Graham's political statement below.

Ummm.... That's what she said

Olympic Gold Medalist Shawn Johnson .. said "it makes my taco pop!" Wow I don't post all day and this is the best I can do.

September 18th, I have a date...

With the return of my favorite show on FX...



Fred Savage? What?

Previews on Speed - Darkman

If you are using a Windows PC...

Echoplex Drum Simulator from Mike L on Vimeo.
Download this, and tell me if it works good. It's an Echophex drum simulator. It can be seen live at Rupp Arena on August 31st where this band will be performing...

Decision 2008

This is about the only scenario you could put together that would actually convince me to vote in this upcoming 2008 election.

I like Obama and everything, but...

I'm not so sure about his choice for vice-president. It seems like an obvious ploy to shore up his African-American voting base, which seems kind of ill-advised. Conventional wisdom would suggest that he can already count on them and should focus his energies on crucial states like Ohio and Florida. But then again, these are unconventional times.

Anyway, here's a video I remember seeing from a couple of years ago. It's Obama's VP choice rapping all over the place and it got a decent amount of pub in the summer of 2003. I don't know why more people aren't bringing this back into the public's attention. This is a big story!



Oh...Joe Biden? Boy do I feel stupid.

The greatest speech of my lifetime

I don't know how to put into words how powerful that speech was ... so let me just put it into something I know a little about. Imagine Barack Obama as Jake The Snake Roberts and John McCain as a the Honky Tonk Man. Jake Roberts just DDT'd the f*ck out of the Honky Tonk Man.

Trailer Park: Transporter 3

Clearly Dope

Somebody has been reading Esquire. It's been such a long time since I've seen good TV (except Mad Men). Between new Dexter and Californication my head may explode.

Side note: David Duchovny entered rehab today for sex addiction. So ... that's an addiction .. I thought it was just being human.

So it begins

College Football season starts tonight ... ahhh it feels so good. Also be sure and check out Barack tonight on your favorite network. I'll watch on CSPAN HD.

Update: I just turned over to the convention and (Wrestling reference #316) it totally looks like Wrestlemania 3 ... so jajohnso you take it from here.

Its my TRAINER BLOG

Check it out 9one readers. I have a little spot of my own where I will be going over the trails and triumphs of training and running in some marathons.

You can find it at www.graham-marathon.blogspot.com

Stop by and check on my progress every now and then. I can't promise much, but I think its neat!

If you liked Teen Wolf .. you'll LOVE THIS

If you didn't like Teen Wolf .. you'll LOVE THIS. Summer of Tears is a really amazing sketch group and they just made an 80's classic even more of a classic. Instead of Hollywood doing all these remakes they should just give them to Summer of Tears and let them put their spin on them.

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Yes! New staff day!

Check it out, we just brought in a batch of new employees at work. They are just dying to get started and make the work environment a better place. I can't wait to do lunch...

I just don't know why DMX is getting into so much trouble

He seems like a nice guy and he's always respectable especially in front of a judge. Telling a judge that's he's "not f*cking coming back on October 3rd" is just giving the judge a heads up so he won't be waiting around tapping his watch.

I told you it was going downhill after the Fast & Furious trailer

Here are the salaries of the awesome folks over at that Hills show on MTV. I'm really rooting for these kids. Spencer Pratt only makes $1.25 million a year??? When will this man finally get what he deserves .... which is being beat with a pillow case full of telephone books.

1.) LC $75,000 per episode ($1.50 million a year)
2.) Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
3.) Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
4.) Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode ($665,000 annually)
5.) Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode ($380,000 per season)
6.) Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode ($190,000 a year)
7.) Lauren “Lo” Bosworth: $10,000 per episode ($190,000 for The Hills Season 4)
8.) Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode ($152,000 for The Hills Season 4)

SHA BOO YA!

I don't really know what "Sha Boo Ya!" means but it's on Hayden's hat and I like Hayden so therefore I decree that "Sha Boo Ya" will now be a commonly used term on 9one.

Maybe Shia LaBeouf calls himself that when he's been on a four day drunk.

Who's ready for an erection?

I know its early and you don't want to have the best part of your day at 7am, however below is the new trailer for Fast and Furious. So enjoy the rest of you day because it will not see a peak like this.
Fast & Furious

The question that will haunt 2008

Will we ever see The Midnight Meat Train? It was supposed to come out in May however got pushed to August. Now that it has been released, it's only appearing in 102 theaters and most of them are dollar theaters. Early indications is that it's a pretty damn good horror flick and personally after riding in a bunch of subways the last couple of weeks .. I'm all for Vinny Jones going around hammering people in the head.

Billy ... Billy don't chu lose my number ..

Bill Clinton cuts a killer promo at the DNC. Tonight we have the Ric Flair of political promos Barack Obama.

My day ahead

The crazy week continues ... see you on the other side.

Finally a guitar game made for someone like ..... me

Detroit can best be summed up as ... The Apocalyptic Future

After spending the first half of the day in Toledo we were just ready to get to the Motor City Hotel and Casino in Detroit. We found out that wasn't so easy when the main interstate is completely dug up and closed. Our GPS was worthless because of the detour and that left us either crossing the bridge to Canada or going through an area of town that look similar to the photo above. We chose the latter and it was seriously disturbing. We were on the verge of murder about three times it probably didn't help that we were driving a 2009 Cadillac. How in the shit did this place ever get a Super Bowl.

Once we finally made it to the hotel, it was beauitful and it was probably the nicest room I've ever stayed in. A small tiny diamond in the lump of shit that is Detroit.

Also good job this week Graham .. the videos were great. It made me want to do this below.

Ouch, Brain Sell

We know the Men's Olympic Marathon was brutal, but... man alive. Wow. Ouch.
In a classic case of a picture being worth a thousand words, American marathoner Brian Sell did a video interview shortly after finishing the marathon in Beijing on Sunday morning.

The Men's Marathon in Beijing was blistering—both weather-wise and pace-wise. Temperatures were north of 70 degrees F at the start and soon crept into the 80's; and from the start, a handful of guys took off like they were running a 5-K. Sell went through the half in 1:06 then wilted, finishing 22nd in 2:16:07.

Sell's asked about his shoes, which are off-camera. Sell grins, picks them up, and... Well, you can see the results in these screen grabs.

Sell explains: I never wore socks running a marathon. But I never ran a marathon that was this wet before. So, you know, it's my own fault. I mean, the T6 is a great shoe. You just should wear socks if it's over 80 degrees or 70 degrees, and you're dumping water all over yourself all the time.


EDIT* HERE IS THE VIDEO IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.

I don't want to go to work today

Good thing I have a spare tube of E-Z Kreme. Make sure to watch this video right around the time you eat lunch.

A video that never gets old

It doesn't matter how many times you've seen this. It really doesn't. Kid falls over 40 feet and his shoes pop off. Fast forward to the end for some more replays. He was fine, by the way. Well, as much as a few broken bones qualifies as "fine," although after this I think most people would define "fine" as "not bleeding from the liver."

A shampoo I can get behind

Although the back of this reads less like leetspeak and more how a 14-year-old girl doing an impression of a hacker would sound. At least they get credit for trying. Your move, Prell.

Hott Tamale of the Day!!! - Aria Giovanni

Aria Giovanni Not much I can say about this very hot young lady; the picture says it all. Enjoy.

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Fonts are hilarious

Tomorrow it's Detroit

It almost doesn't look like a shit hole from that view. Anyway I'm headed to Detroit tomorrow so here's hoping I come back sans gunshot wound. See you on Wednesday afternoon.

Who's this guy?

My mom said she didn't like this cover because it looked like he was wearing a halter top. Yeah Michael next time just win two medals so you don't look like such a tranny. Actually now that I look at the pic .. he does look like he's wearing a halter top. Ha

So Graham asked me to go workout with him at "his gym"

Here is how it went down.

This seemed like a solid plan

First you light a surface on fire then douse your pants with gasoline and light them on fire then skateboard down the surface. Seems like a win, win, win.

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A Childhood Memory...

My brother Teddy and I used to dance with our Cocker Spaniel 'Barkley' (much like the picture above) while we sang the words to Orleans beautiful song...such great times.

SPAGETTT

I hope this doesn't spook you.

9one caption: Someone needs to tell this guy that trucker hats are so three years ago

Benny Hill music can make anything funny

Even landmines


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Lunch gets Keown'd

No Coke Zero...but damn close.

Dr. Steve Brule talks about 9one

That's a really solid picture of Josh, too.

This weekend was BLEH

If it hadn't been for the Olympic games, this would have been the highlight of my weekend...

9one Caption: The Intern and I got our photo taken before the video blog

Underground fight clubs are awesome ...

Capoeira Fighting not so much.

The Show, The After Party and Jo Jo passing out on stage

Hey I think I just witnessed the 38 minute mark of K-C and JoJo's Behind the Music. Fast forward to 1:50 if you want to see the epic fail.

This weekend!!

Get your camcorders ready because we are also debuting the trailer of the Shawn and Josh Show.

The Long overdue 9one VLOG!!!!

After a night at the Pub on 4th Street, a brief stop on I-71 for the Intern's bladder and a six pack of Busch Light (yes we headed for the mountains) we finally knocked out the first video blog in months. So if you haven't seen us all summer we will catch you up with what has been going on.

Penelope Star - Christina Ricci

I just finished spending quality time with my loving daughter watching a very good movie called Penelope starring this angel Christina Ricci. I have always had a special place in my heart for her...after she turned 18 and not on the Addams Family I mean.

But seriously, great movie about loving yourself. Something we all would be better off doing.

Death Race Hottness - Natalie Martinez

As you can see, they chose wisely for the female role in the new Death Race movie.

Hott Tamale of the Day!!! - Sara Stokes

Sara Stokes is the newest Playboy model to grace the pages of the new Hot Housewives magazine. I'm not sure who she is married to, but I would rethink my thoughts on marriage for her.

Death Race is WORTH SEEING!!!

I took in an afternoon showing of Death Race and let's say if The Longest Yard and 2 Fast 2 Furious had a baby and The Transporter and The Running Man had a baby and by some chance those two babies had a baby then Death Race would be it. I liked it but I'll watch Jason Statham play Yahtzee.

Exhibit A: Why daytime TV is the worst part of the world

WTF?

I have no idea what this is, or what it means. Maybe you can figure it out. If you can, please call me and let me know. 502-221-5197

I miss these girls

Where have you ladies been all of my life or at least the last couple of months?

8 gold medals will get you this

This is Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice and looks like she won the Michael Phelps groupie lottery. She's hot but has twinge of tranniness. Check yourself before you wreck yourself Phelps.

9one caption: Ceiling cat is watching you

I got Neil Rackers so this season is going to be gold

So I had my fantasy draft and I was a bit iffy on it and now I just got word my main man on the Chargers defense may be out for the season, so this is just a shit sandwich now. I did get Tony Romo but took a lot of chances on my running backs, anywho its just fantasy right??? Right??? WRONG! This is LIFE!