Nine-year old Alec Greven wrote a book on how to pick up girls. I remember one time when I was in the 4th grade .. we were lining up to go to lunch and I was bending over to pick up my Rambo lunchbox when I puked all over everyone's lunch boxes. That's how I pick up girls ... "hey girl I just puked on your Holly Hobby lunchbox .. let's do some sex."
For the record I think Alec is an asshole.
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In ten years, we'll hear about the murder/suicide of him and the girl he's been stalking for 2 months...or he's gay.
OMG, Josh! That was you???
I loved that Holly Hobby lunch box.
Because of you, to this day I am still not able to eat of plastic boxes with pictures of little girls wearing bonnets.
I hate you Josh. I hate you.
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