Another last minute gift idea for any relatives that work in high security prison

The Blast Knuckles are high-traction rubber knuckles with a built-in taser that delivers a 950,000V shock. From the site: The world's best attention-getter! Would-be assailants are going to pull a U-turn when they see you pull out these Blast Knuckles.

I think I want to wear these things FOREVER!