A very private instant message chat between Josh K and Ryan The Intern .. EXPOSED!!

Josh: Ok, I have to be honest and tell someone this .. it has been weighing really heavy on my mind lately .. well its .. well shit how do I say this and not come off as an asshole. Ok, I'm not that into My Morning Jacket.

Ryan The Intern: Dude .. I tried. However I did like them in Elizabethtown.

Josh: Well shit .. guys in dark suits and sunglasses are coming into my office to excommunicate me from Louisville.

Ryan The Intern: tell them you like Nappy Roots quick.

Josh: ahhhh uhhhh CODE RED is the uhhhh awesome? (shrugs shoulders)

Josh: They aren't buying it .. shit .. uhhh Patrick Henry Hughes!!!!???

Ryan The Intern: I once interviewed someone from Code Red.

Josh: Nothing's working they are going to send me to Paducah (apologies to those in Paducah)

Ryan The Intern: slint slint slint

Josh: Bobby Petrino is a c*ck sucker ... shawwoooo I think that did it .. they are backing off.
Ryan The Intern: Seriously they were good in Elizabethtown.