That Guy Ritchie

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is a f*cking saint for putting up with Madonna for seven years. Here is a list of demands that she sent with Guy while their sons Rocco and David visited him in London. I can't believe the absolute horror it must have been to live with that woman.

Although I must admit all of the water I drink is Kabbalah water blessed by the leaders of the Kabbalah religion. Also I stopped wearing pants in general due to lack of finding anything not with man-made fibers.