You need a new vest. I've seen you wear that grey one about a thousand times, so consider this an online intervention. (sidenote: if there's not already a reality show called that, let's trademark it, now.)
Anyway, I know you'll be working at Express over the holiday, and I think it might be time to take the plunge. That's right, a new vest color for Keown's wardrobe. I've mocked up a few of my favorite "hot fashion colors" for this fall. Everyone take a look and vote on what color Josh should go for next...

The choices are: Baby Blew Me, I can't believe it's not BEIGE, Joker Purple, Joker Green. Start voting!
Also, I don't know who the hell this worm guy is (hah), but he challenged us to a beard off. If the Worm fella knew me, he'd know I take my beard growing seriously. So it's time to check in on Cootsdaddy's beard...

Some of you might remember this little nugget from last year's beard.
As you can see, my beard ain't nothing to f$#^ with son.
P.S. What's with youtube making all their videos widescreen?
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For the record I have three gray vests one black and one brown .. and I retired them all two weeks ago. I'm just going to wear dickies from now on.
I'm sorry not Dickies as the clothing brand .. But a dickie .. the mock turtle neck .. just a dickie .. nothing else .. a dickie and pants
OK .. no pants .. Just a forrest green dickie
my beard is growing....
C'mon Worm, progress pics!
after all the turkey stimulate facial hair growth, i will be posting some progress.
Remind me to avoid Josh. Dickie's are ugly, forest green is probably not your color, and the lack of pants is scary.
I think you should go with a Panatone* 801 jumper, any panatone* color from 801-807 would actually work just fine. If the jumper has to have text it should be in Century Gothic*.
*I love dorky design references.
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