We have early voting here in Ohio (that's not absentee voting, which is super lame), which means anyone registered in this state could have voted for tomorrow's election since Sept. 30. I voted on Friday. Took me about an hour. Made a difference.But you know what the best part is?
I got to brag about it for four solid days. I voted. I participated in our democracy. I'm back from suffragette city. My moral superiority knows no bounds. Why haven't you voted? Hate America? What, Kentucky doesn't have early voting? Hmmm. That makes sense. I'm surprised it only takes one day to send your ballots to Mother Russia, comrade. I love voting. And having voted. Me > you. The great thing is I could've voted for anyone. It doesn't matter. I could've voted for McCain. Ralph Nader. Randall Cunningham. Who cares? The only thing that matters is that I did it. That's all Diddy wants from me. One day only voting is for suckers. Why should voters only get one day to insufferably crow about how great and important it is to friends and co-workers? Yea, verily, we need months. I made sure I got my "I made a difference, so can you" sticker and wore that fucker all day. Democracy is AWESOME.
Oh, yeah, also, if you don't vote for Obama, you're a racist.
3 comments:
If you're so much better than me, and voted on FRIDAY, why did it take you until MONDAY to start bragging about it?
In my town I walk up to the court house. Go into the room where they have 2 voting machines for the 300 people in my polling district. Walk STRAIGHT up to the 4 to 5 voting attendants where they ALL greet me with my first name. Sign my name in the book they already have turned to my page. Enter the electronic voting booth and cast my ballot. In, out, done, in 2 minutes. Who needs early voting. Now THATS bragging!!!
Yeah, well my mom IS the voting attendant...WHAT NOW???
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