While you were out trying to find live storks .. here is what you missed

First, a great deleted scene that really should have made the show.



Jim: This baby will be related to Michael through … delusion.
Dwight: Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.
Michael: Phyllis, did you get the live storks?
Angela: This is your boy bowl. With the name, “Chevy.”
Michael: Well you know what? Where’s my golden shower?
Michael: She is in the terminal stages of her pregnancy.
Jan: Oh yeah, the afterbirth floats.
Creed: Must be like the tide at Omaha Beach.
Michael: I usually love babies, but when I held Astrid, I just felt … shortchanged.
Michael: She smells like old tomatoes. And dirt.