10.07.2008

Still looking for that perfect costume

I'm still struggling with costume ideas but I think I have it narrowed down to one of these.

Costumes were easy in the 80's .. they made a half ass mask and gave you a garbage bag to wear. Today's versions of these costumes would be Matt Roloff and a guitar game controller .. not a real guitar with strings .. but one that has buttons and doesn't play music.

The worst show of all time has a costume devoted to it. Today's version would be Ugly Betty.

Welcome Back Kotter will always have a special place in my heart and I'm sure wearing all four sweat hogs on your trash bag got you the ladies however wearing that Gabe Kaplin mask could not bold well for your future mental state. Today's version would be Seth Rogan or Jonah Hill.

The biker wouldn't be my first choice, I'm more of a construction worker or Indian. Today's version Jonas Brothers. Zingggg .. get it .. because I think their gay.

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