Paul Scheer went to see High School Musical 3 .. so we didn't have to

HERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT HE LEARNED:

• Only kiss your girlfriend once a year.
• The toughest decisions often revolve around making a choice about how awesome you are and how you want to focus that awesomeness (i.e. Troy’s tough decision to either go to college on a basketball scholarship or go to college on a theater scholarship)
• British people are evil.
• Gay People don’t exist.
• Juillard representatives regularly scout High School Musicals.
• In this world the yearbook staff is really cool and has better offices than most major publications.
• There are only two types of people in this world rich people and super rich people. (As proven by the fact that the basketball coach has mansion but disproven when Troy can’t purchase a $10 gas cap for his truck.)
• No problem can’t be settled over a game of 1 on 1.
• Apparently Stamford has an Early Admission policy that actually let’s their new students leave their high school, half a year early and no one questions it.
• - Sharpee is the Gordon Gecko of the Disney set.