10.22.2008

Color TV Tonight

The World Series 8pm (Fox): I have so many problems with this Series, especially being a Cubs fan. Ohhh noo the poor Tampa Rays have had ten losing seasons and finally make it to the World Series ... THAT'S NOT STRUGGLE! Try losing for 100 years then we can talk about PAIN Tampa fans .. all 347 of you. Anyway I'll put money down on this being the lowest rated World Series of all time. The Phillies win in five games!

(Side note: Sportscenter had a five minute piece on Rays outfielder Evan Longoria and how his name was sorta close to Eva Longoria from Desperate Housewives. Get it? Evan and Eva ... holy shit .. now that's journalism. Sportscenter has turned into a hybrid of Fox News and TMZ and around these parts we call that a LOSE, LOSE. ) Ok I'm gracefully stepping down from the soap box.

Road House 8pm (AMC): Counter balance the lameness of the World Series with some Swayze ass kicking.

Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling 9pm (CMT): Scene: Josh turns on his TV at 9pm to see what Hulk Hogan's CCW is all about ... 9:02pm Josh lowers his head and shakes it in a disapproving nature and turns off the TV. Goes back to surfing internet porno.

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