TGI "F'n" F

Wednesday Night 10pm - I'm on the second leg of my plane trip home from Boston and I'm smack dab in the middle of some fifth grade drama. It seems as if a fifth grade class from Danville, KY is coming home from a field trip to Washington, D.C. and since I checked in late to my flight I get the seat beside little Tommy and his dad. Our little Tommy is quite the player as he keeps leaning over me to talk to his lady friend Haley and then out of the blue he asks Haley if she would like to start going out. Haley explains to Tommy that she would but she is dating Justin at the moment. That doesn't stop our hero Tommy from proposing that he call Justin and tell him that Haley wanted to break up. Haley seemed to think that was a good idea so I guess I just saw the start of a grand romance. The fifth grade is cut throat. That's how the middle of this eventful week ended, but let me bore you with the details of how this week started.

Saturday Night "We danced the night away": Cootsdaddy and I attended the 00:therabbit show in Bowling Green and they really rocked the shit out of it. Good to see friends and Happy Birthday to Zach and Bishop. Then at 2AM I drive us back to Louisville home high on Red Bull and Coke Zero. Cootsdaddy doesn't even make it to Horse Cave before he was snoozing and I'm forced to punch myself in the face to stay awake.

Sunday "The sh*t hits the fan": Myself, Cootsdaddy, Teresa, Jimmy Tits and Rocco load up in the Cootsdaddy Civic and we make our way around town to film a few scenes for the Shawn and Josh Show when we are attacked by wind and shopping carts. We failed to film any scenes and ended up watching the madness go down from a Popeye's Chicken on Bardstown Road. Below is the best image to ever grace a fast food wall. I think that photo and the great Dr. Peter Venkman summed up the day best "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together .. mass hysteria."


Monday "The dust and shingles settle": As I said in an early post, my house was only missing a few shingles and we never lost power so my showers were hot and steamy while the rest of Louisville and Graham struggled without power.

Tuesday "Baassstan": Boston is my new favorite city and I decided that after a three mile run through Boston Common and Back Bay. I've never been to more of a scenic and inspiring place.

Wednesday "Trail of Tears": After some great pizza near Harvard we start the journey back to Louisville and during the first leg of the trip I encounter this douchebag named Kyle who was a salesperson for JP Morgan. He was the reason noise reduction head phones were created. Kyle spit game to this cougar for the entire trip and I was so disturbed I ended up forgetting my Megan Fox GQ magazine on the plane. I'm just saying if I see Kyle on the street and if I'm wearing my Chuck Norris action jeans .. Kyle's up the perverbal shit creek.

So that was the week that was in my life and for the first time I felt like this was a real blog entry. So if your still with me congrats and here is your prize.