LIVE BLOGGING THE VMAs

11:25 pm - Quoting Ryan The Intern quoting Stanley Hudson from The Office "WE GET TO GO HOME."
11:22 pm - Britney wins Video of the Year. Wow only one thing can make up for this ... take us away KANYEEEEE!!!!!
11:19 pm - Thank you TV Gods ... only eight minutes left.
11:09 pm - Kid Rock? Hmm he hasn't been on MTV in a music video since 1998 well I guess that goes for a any video on MTV. Little Wayne is out there trying to fill the shoes of Kid Rock's former sidekick Midget Joe .. you can try Wayne .. but it's never going to happen.


11:06 pm - Too bad David Arnold isn't performing tonight. The spark is really missing from this show, they should move it back to Radio City Music Hall and Arsenio Hall as host.


11:00 pm - McLovin sums up the entire evening with one look.


10:57 pm - These guys won "Best New Artist" .. I guess .. Hell I don't know. They have LL Cool J perform during commercial breaks .. that hurts.



10:50 pm - My life just called and told me I would not be getting back the past two hours.
10:48 pm - I think she looks like Brooke Hogan.
10:47 pm - Jennie is not impressed by the performance and she also said Xtina's new perfume stank.
10:41 pm - Jennie got excited when she saw that Christina was performing Genie in a Bottle. Typical.
10:39 pm - Rihanna and TI are performing .. hey wait a minute isn't that the NUMA NUMA GUY SONG.. somewhere in America's heartland the NUMA NUMA GUY is kicking in his television set.

10:31 pm - Slipknot and McLovin are here and I'm disappointed that they are participating in this "Blowjob Festival." Yet they are a sight for sore eyes. Somewhere THE DUKE is crying to himself.
10:29 pm - The producer of this VMA should never work in this town again.
10:23 pm - Damn Pink that was horrible .. Did I just see a nip slip?
10:17pm - LaBEEEEFFF and Slashhh!!! Finally some credibility to this show.

10:05 pm - UPDATE Ryan the Intern just called me and said this show looked like a "Blowjob Festival" but not in a good way. He pointed out the Jonas Brothers performance in particular.
10:oo pm - I'm behind by 30 points in my NFL Fantasy Football league .. I need Darren McFadden to have a huge game tomorrow.
9:58 pm - I've had the worst headache today and now its getting worse. Why in the hell did I agree to do this. Highlight so far is Lil Wayne.
9:54 pm - Looks like a pack of hotdogs on the back of Busta Rhymes head.
9:52 pm - Wayne is tearing it up at least what's not being edited out.
9:49 pm - Its Michael Phelps .. he looks uncomfortable. May I be the first to say .. Little Wayne is wearing white after Labor Day.
9:45 pm - Bears are beating the Colt 10-6
9:40 pm - Look at those running crazy women .. is it Oprah's Favorite things?? No, just those Jonas Brothers .. nice vest douchebag. Douchebags and their vests.


9:35 pm - Demi looks good and now I don't feel like the oldest person having anything to do with this show.
9:30 pm - Hey let's show the three worst people in the world .. this show is going nowhere fast.

9:28 pm - Poor Russell Brand is bombing and his act consists of making fun of George Bush. That's like shooting a 4 year old joke in a barrel.


9:24 pm - So this Brand thing was a joke .. Jamie Foxx is the real host right?? right?? Please say I'm right.
9:21 pm - Brand's accent sounds like me doing a horrible British accent.
9:20 pm - Russell Brand is no Chris Rock .. just putting that out there.
9:05 pm - That's it! That' it! She looked good but that's it!!!! Rihanna had a sub par performance.

9:00 pm - Just got in from filming the Shawn and Josh Show .. oh shit Britney is on the screen with Jonah Hill. Gee that wasn't so much funny.