Since my office mate Mandy had to be all selfish and go off and have some surgery, it looks like I have been stuck with our 24 Sea Monkeys. This is a crucial time in their development and I'm all alone ... how do I talk about sex with a Sea Monkey? I'm not even sure how they mate. What if one of them starts smoking pot or worse yet I catch one looking at Sea Monkey porno? I can't take this pressure.
9.03.2008
I'm now just a single parent trying to raise 24 Sea Monkeys
Since my office mate Mandy had to be all selfish and go off and have some surgery, it looks like I have been stuck with our 24 Sea Monkeys. This is a crucial time in their development and I'm all alone ... how do I talk about sex with a Sea Monkey? I'm not even sure how they mate. What if one of them starts smoking pot or worse yet I catch one looking at Sea Monkey porno? I can't take this pressure.
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I hear you can borrow a book from the library on the 'birds and the sea monkeys'.
Or just throw Jack bottles at them for talking during RAW and tell them to figure it out on the Internet. That's what I'd do.
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