THE EMMYS' ARE TONIGHT??? SHIT THEN...LET'S LIVE BLOG IT

8:05 pm - Oprah looking look and her boobs are giggling. It's going to be a good night.

8:08 pm - Heidi Klum in a suit? These five people are making miss the English lad that hosted the VMAs.

8:12 pm - UH oh...Will Shatner .. Heidi is about to get molested.

8:15 pm - Amy Poehler wowser PWILF!! RAINN WILSON BETTER WIN THIS SHIT! OH come one..Pivin AGAIN! Could the knot on his tie be any wider. KUDOS on the opening dig Pivin.

8:18 pm - Did I just hear Josh Grobin is going to perform 30 TV theme songs??? Oh dear God is the Cowboys / Packers game on yet?

8:22 pm - Amy Poehler better take this ... her Hillary is the best. JEAN SMART??? Wasn't she a Designing Woman? What ever happened to Delta Burke? I just have so many questions.

8:25 pm - I hope Dallas ke'OWNS Aaron Rodgers and the Packers tonight. I need Tony Romo to have a huge night if my fantasy team has any chance this week.

8:26 pm - Ashton Kutcher has been reduced to camera commercials. I guess the punk'd is on you Ashton..the punk'd is on you.

8:30 pm - The Housewives are out and that Eva Parker is sooo preggers. Wow, I'm 0 for 3 tonight .. I was rooting for Ben from Lost. He scares the shit out of me, so that's gotta be worth something.

8:32 pm - OHHHH it's Ricky Gervais! HE JUST F*CKING OWNED THIS SHOW! Great gig with Steve.

8:33 pm - Rainn Wilson's date was Hot Hot Emmy Awards Hot.


8:45 pm - JACKKAAY won an award at some point? 227 was a hot show though.
8:50 pm - It's Jenifer Love Hewitt and Hayden Panettiere .. the Ghost of Hot Christmas Past and Hot Christmas Present.
8:59 pm - Steve Martin still kicks so much ass. After a lame start this show is rolling.
9:10 pm - GROOOOBANNN invented the REMIX. He seems like an overrated lounge singer. WOW.. I take it back ... great South Park theme.
9:13 pm - OK, the Josh Groban bit was good.
9:24 pm - This show is turning into a bad acid trip .. what is going on?
9:26 pm - The Daily Show wins. Yes! My cousin Nate once said that Craig Kilborn was better than John Stewart. I punched him in the gut.
9:28 pm - LC from The Hills is presenting an award .. Dear Hollywood, You've gone to shit. Sincerely JK
9:30 pm - THE OFFICE ROBBED x2 .. What is this Pushing Daisies show? Oh..it's on ABC that's why I've never watched.
9:32 pm - OFFICE ROBBED AGAIN.. Damn 30 Rock.. I'm sorry I don't dig the show. I must be a queer because everyone else does.
9:33 pm - If Extras doesn't win...I'm done with this LIVE BLOG.
SHIT..RECOUNT?
Ok..that's it..I'm turning over to the Dallas vs. Green Bay game. Secrest OUT!!!