Who cares about that election when we have a guy running around letting people set on toilets for extended periods of time

My homepage is set to Yahoo for reasons I'll never know and I always take a glance at their top news stories to stay current. Honestly it looks like the Onion hacked Yahoo's system because none of these stories seem the least bit real ... ESPECIALLY Dell creating a music player to compete with the iPod. I expect that Jesus Cheeto to come to life before anyone competes with the iPod. Also why does the boyfriend have to suffer for an idiot that wanted to stay on the toilet for three years.