Saturday July 5th : Location Morgantown, KY7:04 pm: Myself, Cootsdaddy, Sara Daddy, Taylor and Jermbro arrive at the Catfish Festival ... excitement builds.
7:08 pm: We meet up with Tugg, JROD and Downtown Steve Brown at the beauty pageants. Downtown's daughter won a trophy and some not real person supposedly named Dale Flener (with the same bank account number as the city of Morgantown's) caught the $50,000 catfish. Cootsdaddy said it was his cousin but I think he was paid off by the city as well.
7:45 pm: We stop for lemon shakeups and I take three drinks of mine before I give it up. It had enough sugar in it to send you into a diabetic coma. I also didn't have any success with the pork burger which was tough as NAILZ (the former WWE wrestler).
8:05 pm: We arrive at the USA Championship Wrestling / Greased Pig Contest. Yelling horrible things at these poor guys was mos def the highlight of the night. If we made just one of them walk back to the horse trailer (they were using as a dressing room) and start quietly crying ... then we did our job.
9:15 pm: Fireworks .. decent ... holding hands with Big Jim while watching fireworks .. AMAZING
9:30 pm: See ya next year Catfish Festival and crazy lady trying to sell me an Indian Headdress!
2008's Overall Grade: B-
2007's Overall Grade: D-
4 comments:
Good stuff. This was the best year since I was 8.
Yeah, my daughter was robbed. She should have won it...but her story from the back stage area was great. The eventual winner was some little short 8 yr old bitch who was talking shit Mikayla, but Mikayla just laughed at her.
I only called her a bitch from Mikayla's description. I didn't meet her.
Was great to see everyone. Looking forward to running into yall again
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