Well it seems as if 28 years is enough of the Catfish Festival and changes need to made all across the board. So here is a look at four possible alternatives that the committee could go with to spike attendance and interest.
Personally my favorite of the four. Let me set the scene; the basketball court with Glen Whittinghill holding the microphone as the host of the baby jumping contest and I confidently tell Glen that I want to jump 18 babies, no make that 19 babies. I also want them to set me on fire before I jump and if I make the jump I will land in a kiddie pool full of river water and used condoms. (You know .. to keep the feel of the Green River)
Morgantown would be such a happier place if this festival went down. Every year all scores will be settled, just make sure everyone is wearing turtle neck sweaters like the above photo.
Well...that just looks like a shit load of fun.
We set around watching some monkeys eat from a table of food. Just let me go ahead and give you my money now. I won't even sneak in at the upper park entrance for this show.
Personally my favorite of the four. Let me set the scene; the basketball court with Glen Whittinghill holding the microphone as the host of the baby jumping contest and I confidently tell Glen that I want to jump 18 babies, no make that 19 babies. I also want them to set me on fire before I jump and if I make the jump I will land in a kiddie pool full of river water and used condoms. (You know .. to keep the feel of the Green River)
Morgantown would be such a happier place if this festival went down. Every year all scores will be settled, just make sure everyone is wearing turtle neck sweaters like the above photo.
Well...that just looks like a shit load of fun.
We set around watching some monkeys eat from a table of food. Just let me go ahead and give you my money now. I won't even sneak in at the upper park entrance for this show.
1 comment:
WTF? Those babies should be taken away from their mothers!
And why would you dress your baby up in a pretty frilly party dress to be jumped over anyway????
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