That's right, time for another Indiana Jones review. I was wondering, why is everyone up in such arms over this movie, then I remember, BECAUSE THE FIRST 3 FILMS WERE AWESOME! I went and saw this so-called "Indiana Jones" installment, and quite frankly, I will NEVER consider this to be a part of the first 3 original films.
I'm not going into much detail, but here are just a few things I can remember about this abombination...
- Fords acting is rotten.
- Shia Leboof stands in-between two cars moving at high-speed in the middle of the jungle and gets hit in the crotch by plants, and there is a CGI Shia swinging from CGI vines with CGI monkeys like tarzan.
- There this huge fake ALIEN skull that was picked up from the Wal-mart Halloween isle, oh, did I mention that there is a FLYING SAUCER, computer generated of course.
- The plot so desperately awful, that makes zero sense. "He's going to the space IN-BETWEEN spaces." Yeah...that's where he's going.
- Indiana Jones gets fired from his job as professor. Why? Because he got kidnapped by KGB (which roam freely in the United Staes) and then he crawled in to a lead refrigerator to survive an atomic blast. (No fear, they promote him back to Assistant Dean at the end of the movie. Because....um, I guess because he told them he saw real aliens. I'm still not sure on that one.)
- He uses his whip....two times.
- There are flesh eating CGI ants...that's right, ants, not big ones either, but they are capable of carrying humans down in to their holes.
This list could go on and on forever. It was so bad that I am trying to forget about it. 'The Last Crusade' is the ending to the REAL Indiana Jones franchise.
Speilberg has lost his mind. And thank god there are no more good movie trilogies that Lucas can get his hands on.
2 comments:
amen. thank god i didn't pay for it, but watched it online. i would have to have written speilberg and insisted on my money back.....
huuumph! I liked it - guess that makes me a loser!
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