You're assuming she's pregnant, but you don't know her aunt Melody. That's the way she looked back in the day. Now she set's her Dewars and Coke on that gut while she watches Intervention and eats Andes bed mints by the case. What kind of douchebag photography studio does this shit anyway? I bet it's not Jim Baird of IndieImages. And the headline should be. . . FLENER & FLENER ANNOUNCE NUPTIALS then the meat of the story could have started. . . Dillon Cole Earnhardt Flener Flener , fetus, would like to announce the engagement of his mother, Brittany, to his father/uncle Dakota. Brittany is a 2004 dropout of Breckinridge County High School. Dakota is a 2006 gradutate of the Green River Boys' Camp.
Is this photo a dream? Will their unborn child be happy to see this in 16 years? Soft blur filter really makes his tattoo badASS!
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Does she know he's gay yet?
You're assuming she's pregnant, but you don't know her aunt Melody. That's the way she looked back in the day. Now she set's her Dewars and Coke on that gut while she watches Intervention and eats Andes bed mints by the case.
What kind of douchebag photography studio does this shit anyway? I bet it's not Jim Baird of IndieImages.
And the headline should be. . .
FLENER & FLENER ANNOUNCE NUPTIALS
then the meat of the story could have started. . .
Dillon Cole Earnhardt Flener Flener , fetus, would like to announce the engagement of his mother, Brittany, to his father/uncle Dakota. Brittany is a 2004 dropout of Breckinridge County High School. Dakota is a 2006 gradutate of the Green River Boys' Camp.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
And his hand placement is especially romantic.
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