On a somewhat hourly basis, my new office-mate entertains me with various quips and stories from his life.
For example, today's little nugget went something like this (forgive the paraphrasing, and when you read it, picture a midwestern accent being mumbled at a barely audible volume)...
"...yeah, I used to eat french, after I met my wife I switched to ranch, but I burnt that out in a month or so, then I switched to vinaigrette, which I still eat... I dunno if that's jello in my salad or if it's tuna fish..."
Thanks for that. Now I know your personal salad dressing history. I am a better man for it, as are the 9one readers.
4 comments:
he was hinting at the fact that he wants to toss your salad. Go for it Cdad!
Damn shawn that just wasted 45 seconds of my valuable life..... That is 45 sec that I cant get back they are gone......
And if i feel that way about 45 sec. then son your life is going to be wasted in the matter of months.....
PH
Dude! That's fucked up...Why do you have to talk about me on the internet like I can't read or something.
You don't have to tell everyone I came to work in your office that way, man. You used to be cool.
Now, get over here and help pick my dressing. I'm thinking Raspberry Almondine Vinegarette (fat free, of course).
That, or Jelly or Syrup. I prefer syrup.
heheh, nice one B. and Paul, sorry bout that.
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