So I cheated on my diet a bit yesterday when the work gang went to Famous Dave's BBQ and we feasted on the best wings and BBQ in the land and not to mention the best pecan pie EVER. Anyway we all felt like total shit for the remainder of the day, but I had to get in a work out. So I head to the gym complete with head and tummy ache. Before my workout I thought I would take the piss and while I'm watching the flat screen TV's that are placed above each urinal, a man dashes into the stall next to me and vomits all over the place, at least my shoes were spared. Feeling like shit already, I thought oh no I'm gonna lose it and this is going to turn into the pie eating scene from Stand By Me. however I resist and fill my mind with LOLcats and the urge goes away.Told you it was a good story.
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Hey, thanks for the story. Can I get some advice?
My mind is pretty much always full of lolcats that tell me to do things. The things they ask me to do are just awful (necrophilia, raep, murber, crack, etc), but they're all misspelled in just the cutest way.
Halp plz!
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