3.27.2008

Glamour shots by Eddie

This guy picked up my glasses from 7th grade. Somehow they fit him better than they fitted me. What are the odds of a sexual crime with this guy. I'm starting the line at 2 to 1. Odds that he started fires using his specks 8 to 1.
Fellas looks like we have a class clown. Either that or she is making some risque advances. Odds that she got picked up for being hotttt...60 to 1.

Meth explosion? Odds 2 to 1. Auditioning for role of Yahoo Serious in Young Einstein for the town's community theater ... 10 to 1.
Walking around town with a leather jacket and baseball bat attacking anyone with an NWO shirt on .. 4 to 1. Coming back from the dead to avenge the death of himself and his girlfriend ... 2 to 1.

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