Jason Bateman was furious with me for blogging the details of his botched sex-change operation and out of control drug abuse. He burst into my trailer fuming and shouting "I'm not high, I'm drunk. I'm fucking drunk OK? Drunk."
He then started to take of his trousers mumbling "I'll show you a fucking sex-change. They fucking butchered me and you think it's funny. I was teen wolf you mother-fucking limey"
"Well, teen wolf too" I said.
"How are you spelling the too bit?'' he snapped. "T double O" I replied. "Good," he said, a little calmer.
Then, tearful he thanked me for casting him and left. He may have left without his trousers but he left with his fucking dignity god damn it.
I captured the moment on my iPhone.
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