BEST.BIKE.EVER

I would totally ride that in the Morgantown Christmas Parade but maybe put a bit of garland on the ass. The Main Street MC's (probably some witty bank president) would have a great time explaining, and it would probably go something like this

MC1: Well Sandy looks like we have the bike division coming up ... look at all the youngsters on their colorful bikes. WOW SANDY that an unique bike ... it looks to me like butt sex.

MC2: Tom I think your right.

MC1: Sandy, that's a good call with the garland on the ass.