Live Blogging from the Oscars via my couch

11:15 pm - Documentary Short Subject - ok that is my cue to head to bed. Sorry I only had an hour in me.
11:12 pm - Amy Adams is a poor man's Isla Fisher
11:09 pm - My hero power is ... blacking out and not noticing prescription drug commericals.
10:53 pm - You remember the fake beard Hulk Hogan had when he was with the NWO .. well John Travolta has it on his head. The only non-Enchanted song nominated won the Oscar .. the world wins.
10:51 pm - Another Enchanted musical performance I HATE this movie .. is it a movie?
10:45 pm - Foreign Language ..bla bla ok GUIDE ... Snakes on a Plane on a HBO2East.
10:40 pm - HD and Nicole Kidman weren't made for each other.
MONTAGE - Wow this won in 2005 ... what in the hell got robbed that year.


10:35 pm - The Bourne Ultimatium wins its 3rd Oscar ... still no MATT DAMON .. probably because he is to busy voting for himself over at the Man Tamale of the Week poll.

10:30 pm - If I just had the cool of Jack Nicholson's toenail I would be getting booty right now instead of live blogging this four hour snooze fest.
10:25 pm - Colin Farrel almost falls .. I watched him in In Bruges this afternoon .. I liked.
10:22 pm - Second product placement of the night for Jon Stewart .. first the iphone now the Wii .. Yes two products that have had a real hard time finding a share of the market.
10:16 pm - Ellen Page (Juno) loses to Marion Cotillard ... yeah you know her .. house hold name there. Is this person even real. You know I think Ellen Page is gay .. not that there is anything wrong with that.
10:10pm - Bourne Ultimatium wins two awards back to back ... WHERE IS MATT DAMON?

Javier won Best Supporting Actor .. I haven't seen No Country but he looks like a total bad ass from the trailers and if you're that good in the trailers well it's yours Javi.

The musical numbers make me want to cut out my ear drums ... I can't turn down the TV enough. What happened to good musical numbers like Three Six Mafia.

Special Thanks to Best Week Ever for the up to date Oscar photos.