Josh Keown vs. Josh Keown

After shamefully Googling my name ... one of the listings was for a Josh Keown in Kalamazoo, Michigan. I have never met another Josh Keown so I decided to look at his Myspace page and was pleasantly surprised how he represents the name. Actually it's shocking just how much we are alike. Below are some of answers from one of those myspace surveys.

Michigan Josh - Your Weakness: hot chicks
Kentucky Josh - Your Weakness: hot chick-fil-a sandwiches minus the pickle

M: Josh - Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: staying alive to the next one comes around
K: Josh - Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: staying alive to the next one comes around

M: Josh - Your Bedtime: when ever i fall a sleep
K: Josh - Your Bedtime: 11pm .. which I'm sure is the same for the other.

M: Josh - Pepsi or Coke: faygo bitchs
K: Josh - Pepsi or Coke: Coke Zero .. faygo must be what they call it in Kalamazoo

M: Josh - Do you Smoke: big blunts
K: Josh - Do you Smoke: No .. and I'm sure the other Josh is only kidding

M: Josh - Do you get Motion Sickness: the more she moves arond the better
K: Josh - Do you get Motion Sickness: I don't understand

M: Josh - In the past month have you been on Drugs: fuking right doggy thats some good cake
K: Josh - In the past month have you been on Drugs: well .. if cake is a drug .. then yes .. it was that doggy right chocolate eclair cake.

M: Josh - What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a striper
K: Josh - Wow .. putting lines on a football and baseball field, neat-o ... I wanna be a fireman or a G.I. Joe

I'm so glad we've bonded other Josh Keown ... I feel like a little piece that has always been missing in my life is now complete .. I should have gotten you a broken heart charm that we could each wear around .. so you would always know you have another brother with an odd last name that no one can pronounce.