11.08.2007

This hurts my damn heart

MandyLand broke me the news this moring that Giada De Laurentiis is expecting her first child. She is due in April and I am completely heartbroken. De Laurentiis is supposedly having this child with her husband Todd, however I'm taking both of them to the Maury Povich show to find out who is the real baby daddy. When Maury takes my name out of the brown envelope I will jump around and probably do a little break dancing...then of course the "I told you...I told you...I told you..that's my baby."

2 comments:

Gypsydoodlebug said...

HA. And Wentworth is NOT gay.

Anonymous said...

Finally she might gain some weight!!!!!!!!!!!!