It's the most wonderful time of the year

We're heading down the home stretch here at Ohio University, hurtling out of control like F-Zero, straight towards finals week. Out of 3 million American colleges, we're one of about five that still runs on the quarter system. So after just starting in September, we'll be done by Thanksgiving and sitting on our asses until January 7. Eat it, Kentucky.

Anyway, this poor bastard has had it with your "studying." He's pooped. Luckily, he's in a quiet zone. And as far as library etiquette goes, sleeping on a couch is far and away more acceptable than using a university computer to go on Facebook, or, God forbid, MySpace. Don't think this guy doesn't know that, either.