Just a couple of observations about the town of Morgan:1. If you need a haircut and your prescription filled...partner you are in luck. I could start at one end of town and throw a stone to each hair salon and drug store until I got to the other end of town. I know..because I tried. However instead of a stone..I threw a catfish....then had sex with it.
2. I heard that song 867-5309 three times ... on different random radio stations. That's a serious wtf? Or a sign!
3. Pizza Zone has the best BBQ Chicken pizza I've ever had the pleasure of tasting. If you get a chance run down to that joint, give it the go. You'll smack Jack Coffman it is so good...then Jack will probably bitch slap you back..or at least that's what happened to me.
4. At the Butler County High School concession stand they should change the product name of "Hot Chocolate" to "Luke warm at best chocolate."
5. The liquor store called "231" didn't even have a wine cork screw for sale, however 500 yards up the road at "Chuck's Liquor" they gave me free a free cork screw. Just a heads up next time you cross the border for some drinks...231 is the gay.
6. Well this has nothing to do with Morgantown however every time I head down south I have to spend the first thirty minutes on the Gene Synder Freeway and that is an experience all itself. It's basically the bastard child of Louisville interstate system...it goes around Louisville however in a smart move on the city's part..they don't let that damn thing near downtown. The road kinda reminds me of something from Mad Max, because if you don't go around 90 miles per hour you are run off the road and shot for good effort. People are maniacs on that road which explains all the crosses in the median. In all seriousness the side of the road is starting to look like Arlington National Cemetery. Drive Safe Kentuckiana.
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And that is why I prefer Chuck's...they also have an automated door to the wall-in beer frig.
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