I AM GRANITE MAN

Because of jackass electronics makers and old people who don't know any better, there are gonna be a lot of bummed out kids this Christmas. Apparently there's a game out there called Guitar Superstar that rips off popular songs ("What a Feelin'" for "More Than a Feelin'" and "Granite Man" for "Iron Man") and puts them in glorious MIDI format. Between that, the three frames of animation and the glacial speed of the notes...hoo boy. Check out the video, it's as glorious as it sounds.