10.10.2007

You want to go to Hollywood and be a star...no thanks I have an appointment at Joe Fuller's Barber Shop

I was flipping through the pages of Sophisticated Living which is a Louisville based magazine that caters to an audience of folks about $200,000 out of my tax bracket. Anyway I saw an ad for 'Z Salon and Spa' This is supposed to be the top spa in all of Louisville, however they have the worst advertising in all of Louisville. Let's take a look at their latest and greatest ad.."Want to go shopping in Chicago?" "No thanks I have a Z appointment." Are they seriously telling people that they are better than a shopping trip to Chicago...and how random of a question is that anyway. You could ask me.."Josh we are going down to Aberdeen's Bait Shop would you like to go?" "Well guys I have an appointment at Z Salon..but fuck it..let's get some crickets."

4 comments:

Ryan The Intern said...

At least it...uh...looks...nice.

Anonymous said...

Shave and a haircut....800 bits

Shawn Coots said...

Someone skipped Layout 101. Off with his hands!

Gypsydoodlebug said...

FUCK. I'm a writer, and I could do better than that. PLUS, actually go there for massages...