While on my way to work...

This afternoon I was taking a backroad to work. I'm cruising along, zoned out, listening to the new Band of Horses CD. It's quite good. That's when I noticed the two kids on the side of the road with huge boners. I'd say that neither of them were older than 12. I'm quite sure that the boners were props, stuffed in their gym shorts to confuse and startle passing motorists such as myself. At least I hope the boners were props, otherwise, these two kids will have a career in porn. They both waved and smiled at me, proud of their prank. So my hat's off to you two youngins, for making me laugh harder than I have in months.