Thank you Christopher Columbus

For showing me a new world...that world is a day off from work. After 54 long days I finally have a day off from both jobs. Columbus day stands for so much more now....actually it just stands for my day off...because dear Christopher was a damn blasted liar. However I would have never known that by listening to my history teachers in elementary school..because it was God then Christopher Columbus in that ranking order.

Now what should I do on my day off......I'M THINKING HOT TUB PARTY!!!