10.11.2007

A Stetson man gets laid by supermodels and is very successful at tackle football

Tom Brady is the new Stetson man...I actually wore that when I was 13 years old going to school dances. Let's just say being a Stetson man at age 13 is not what's its cracked up to be. I honestly didn't know that Stetson still existed...but maybe I just happen to look over it because of the countless bottles of Preferred Stock. This is a great move by Stetson..Brady has three Superbowl rings and is currently having relations with Gisele Caroline Nonnenmacher Bündchen, so that shit is going to be flying off the shelves. I may even put a splash on..then put on some flannel and roll around in the fields.

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