10.08.2007

Pompeii was sad

Seriously, think of all the ways you could have died just a handful of decades after the death of Christ. Some kind of disease. Too much wine. Goat attack. STD. Anything. But being buried alive by volcanic ash after you've been pummeled by pumice and killed by a 200 mile-per-hour torrent of thousand degree Celsius gas? No thanks, man.

1 comment:

iLoveJackWhite said...

but how many ways of dying allow you to be discovered thousands of years later so people can say, "wow, those guys were fucking clueless"

thats fucking immortality right there