If you must go to the movies this weekend....well just don't go

Well if you must know here is the scoop on this week's new releases at the multiplex.

- The Hearbreak Kid Starring Ben Stiller - 33% Rotten "For the Farrelly brothers, topping the slapstick and gross-out comedy of their lowbrow hits such as Dumb & Dumber and There's Something About Mary was never going to be easy. But in The Heartbreak Kid, they have outdone themselves." - Washington Post

- The Jane Austen Book Club - 71% Fresh "Jane you ignorant slut." - Josh Keown 9one.blogspot.com with help from Dan Aykroyd

- Michael Clayton - 83% Fresh "Clooney looks a little worn, and the shagginess becomes him. He gives a beautiful, modulated performance, and he’s never been more likable. Nor has he ever had better lines." - New Yorker